I'm SO There, but fortunately... So Are They - 7

See?   Eva is all better.  Well, her feet are a still a little discolored and she lost all four toes (we only get 2 per foot ya know), but overall, she's still quite lovely, doncha think?  Here we are, all testing the limits of a hammock that's, oh.. about 100 feet in the air.  See Ootay Shipwreck across the way there?  I assure you, I had nothing to do with that.  Alex seems a little stunned, though, as I review the events of the evening.  No, honest, Alex, I'm insured.  Really. It'll all work out.

Here I am, trying to make all nicey-nice with Eva after our little mishap.  And look, her toes DID grow back.  They just kinda all grew back... together.  Sort of a uni-toe, if you will.  But the color is back and she's looking mahvelous and I'm trying to get her to laugh.  "See Eva? I superglued my toes together so we could still be twins.  Ha ha.  See how much I luv ya?  Heh heh.  C'mon Eva.. smile!"

Okay, so I suck at buggy driving.  So sue me.  Well, on second thought, let me rephrase that.  Obviously some of my friends don't take my tendency to be a bit of a careless chauffer as favorably as others.  In this case, Kendahl has had it with me and my wreckless driving.  And just as soon as he reaches the surface, that's it... he's leaving.

Obviously Ken was just bluffing when he said he was leaving me.  Well, maybe he wasn't bluffing, but there was nothing he could do until I had him back on land and resuscitated.  By then, he'd lost enough brain cells to forget about our little watery mishap and remained my unwitting passenger.  Oh, look, Ken.. what's this thing?  I don't know, either, but it sure looks hungry.  Let's go take a closer look.